Plans For The Future
Plans For the Future
To: Asexuals everywhere
Greetings, fellow Aces. This is a message from the Four A Suits, specifically from Spade.
"No need for introductions, you all should know the routine by now.
The winter is finally over, and our supply of garlic bread has run dry. Though this is not an urgent message, it is best to begin foraging as soon as possible to feed the new progeny from our most recent Seasonal Mitosis. Those of you who can bake, fire up your ovens, and be prepared for your home to smell of fresh bread and garlic for a time.
On another note, We are sending this message to inform the newest generation of our goal. It is simple: take over the Universe.
In more complex terms, our goal is to spread our asexually produced progeny throughout the globe and gradually herd the breeders onto one or both of the Poles. From there, we will do our best to make the land even less inhabitable than it was before, effectively eliminating any chance for survival until only fellow Aces remain. After that, we will take to the stars, colonizing every habitable planet in our Solar System before moving on to the next nearest one. Due to our ability to rapidly increase our numbers, this shouldn't take long, and soon, we will be widespread throughout the Milky Way.
If we find other civilizations, we will repeat the same process as we have here on Earth—rounding the breeders, if there are any, into an inhabitable area until they are eliminated. Soon, my siblings, we will be the rulers of this Universe, and, if our technology allows it, every single other known Universe. We will spread like a sickness, infesting every corner of every reality until there is only one constant: MITOSIS." —Spade of the Four A Suits
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