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got gold within my first few weeks of owning my account 😎

I had an interesting night last night

this. this is the one. this is the best insult I've heard so far

this should not be nearly as entertaining as it is

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

saw this and thought of you, @kittysnails-things, lol

what the hell

ooh, just gonna put this in my pocket for later...

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the topology on these 3d models is scarier than anything Garten of Banban or any other stupid shitty horror indie game can put out. This is like Saw to me.

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I couldn't not reblog by favorite jester 🌜

the fact that i immediately started grinning like a fool when the white faded to blue-

Plans For the Future

To: Asexuals everywhere

Greetings, fellow Aces. This is a message from the Four A Suits, specifically from Spade.

"No need for introductions, you all should know the routine by now.

The winter is finally over, and our supply of garlic bread has run dry. Though this is not an urgent message, it is best to begin foraging as soon as possible to feed the new progeny from our most recent Seasonal Mitosis. Those of you who can bake, fire up your ovens, and be prepared for your home to smell of fresh bread and garlic for a time.

On another note, We are sending this message to inform the newest generation of our goal. It is simple: take over the Universe.

In more complex terms, our goal is to spread our asexually produced progeny throughout the globe and gradually herd the breeders onto one or both of the Poles. From there, we will do our best to make the land even less inhabitable than it was before, effectively eliminating any chance for survival until only fellow Aces remain. After that, we will take to the stars, colonizing every habitable planet in our Solar System before moving on to the next nearest one. Due to our ability to rapidly increase our numbers, this shouldn't take long, and soon, we will be widespread throughout the Milky Way.

If we find other civilizations, we will repeat the same process as we have here on Earth—rounding the breeders, if there are any, into an inhabitable area until they are eliminated. Soon, my siblings, we will be the rulers of this Universe, and, if our technology allows it, every single other known Universe. We will spread like a sickness, infesting every corner of every reality until there is only one constant: MITOSIS." —Spade of the Four A Suits