Character A : Hey, uh, do you... Uh, do you know how to get rid of a demon you accidentally summoned?
Character B : Wait, why are you asking ME this?
A : ...How do I explain this without being offensive? Uh, you just really seem like you'd know this type of stuff.
B : I still take offense.
B : Let me get my spellbook real quick-
1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)
1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)
2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)
3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again
when the customer service rep offends you just right
What if Touka has a flashback to her mother at some point during this fight/arc?
Zukaang Week 2014
Day 4 - Forgiveness
idk what to say… zuko can’t handle all emotions that he has about his past and etc., and just released it to aang. and of course aang reassured him and told that he forgave all of it?dont read this
Helloween - Hold me in your arms
You know what I love both of them
The important question is not, COULD gandalf kick dumbledore’s ass, but WOULD he. Answers below.
[Terminal illness & Death CW]
Hospital AU. Hannibal realized that his patient is the only one who can truly see him, but he also knew that man is slowly dying.
“Hank’s password…”
My favorite characters are classified as either “my precious baby I love you” or “this bastard right here”
when will i learn