1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)
1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)
2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)
3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again
heeeey, I adore your art, it's the fluffiest! and I thought, since it's pride month and all, could you draw sweet akuatsu holding a gay flag or something? maybe atsushi kissing akutagawa's cheek?
SOBS, I THINK HE’D LIKE TO SUPPORT EVERYBODY’S RIGHT TO BE THEMSELVES AND LOVE WHOEVER THEY WANT!! He’s a good kid ;________;
What if Touka has a flashback to her mother at some point during this fight/arc?
the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong.
it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess
U know what, I’m reblogging all my art here and then probably deleting culaccino
If I were the real Fyodor, I’d be gay for the Bsd Fyodor tbh
What if you go to sleep and your soulmate writes stories so they’re always up late. So you just watch as they write for hours, watching every little word appear on the screen.
What if your soulmate loves to paint pictures, or do graffiti with only red paint, like they only ever use red paint. So you decide to take an early nap too see what store they go to in order to buy that shade of red, and it turns out they are a murder.
What if you watch as your soulmate leaves little notes and just stares at them so you can read them, like little, “where ever you are, I love you.” notes?
What if your soulmate is your best friend, and at a sleep over you fall asleep first you you just see in thier vision as they draw dicks on your forehead.
What if your soulmate is being held captive so you use your resources to figure out where they are.
What if your soulmates dead and you just fall asleep and see that your in a coffin. Unmoving.
What if your soulmate writes little notes for you and you do the same and you have little conversations via notes and one day you fall asleep and you see that your in a hospital, flatlining.
PSSS GUYS HEY /ATTENTION PLS/
She's a cinnamon roll with great talent for drawing, I love ti SO PLEASE please notice her!!
dazatsu week 2017 || day 5
feral: in a wild state, particularly after escape from captivity. inhuman: lacking compassion and mercy, actions are heartless and without remorse.
hanahaki disease (花吐き病 / hanahaki byou): an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love.
very vaguely inspired by both dazatsu fanfics, the dazai hanahaki fic (that spring stained red by @weretigerkun) and the atsushi hanahaki fic (the right words come most easily to those who sleep by thrallax). this can be considered fanart i’ve wanted to do for a while now!!