What about an AU about career day. Twice a month a student from Bustier’s class brings in a family member (mom/dad/granda/aunt/cousin/sister/brother) whoever they want to speak about their chosen jobs.
Marinette’s turn is coming is coming up but Marinette’s parents have the opportunity of a lifetime so she doesn’t tell them. Her grandparents are busy too. Instead, since her parents aren’t active on Social Media she bemoans the fact on twitter.
Not realizing just how many of her clients/celebrity friends/pen pals so called “Aunts and Uncles” would read this and decide this JUST WILL NOT STAND.
Cue Jagged Stone kicking opening the door to Marinette’s class only to find Clara Nightengale already giving an excellent speech, and then being put out because he has to wait in line between an Avenger and Lena Luthor but at least he wasn’t last. (That would be a very put out looking man who called himself the Doctor)
It could be worse though. At least he didn’t have to follow up Lois Lane. That would a very put out group of FBI Agents, from something called the BAU, who kept eyeing an oblivious Loki suspiciously. A pretty dark haired woman kept reminding a stern looking guy named Hotch they didn’t have Jurisdiction in France. While the rest of their team lost their shit over Spencer discussing psychology with Harley Quinn.
Basically just a bunch of celebrities crashing Marinette’s career day and Marinette just being so done with the world
Salty or not, i’m good either way
@virgil-is-a-cutie
hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!
au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
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• Bruce is freaking out!
• The Wayne family is going to the met gala
• And they have nothing to wear!!!
• They need quality clothes that go with the theme
• They also need to be comfortable or go knows that no one will wear them in this family
• Bruce has just about given up on going until
• Audrey Bourgeois comes over and mentions her intern
• Apparently her work not only got her hired by Audrey but also caused Gabriel Agreste to take interest in her
• Gabriel Agreste as in the reclusive King of fashion
• So he ask Audrey if he can use her intern to make the family clothes for the met gala
• " Of course darling! Oh I'll send her over at noon!"
• Now the only problem is getting all the boys to behave while she's here
There will be a part 2, but if you want to write this idea, go crazy with it!
-Aëlla
Steve: how was the honeymoon?
Stephen: Tony got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Stephen: he said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem
every day i am percieved™️
Can you imagine how it would be if Damian time travelled back into his 9 year old body? Free of the brainwashing and social conditioning and SALTY as hell.
“fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did, mother. look at me. i have bloodlust”