Goddessofspunk - Aëlla

Can we just have a moment of silence for T'challa and the inevitable mockery he'll have to face once Cats (2019) came out in the MCU.

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T'challa: your life of crime is OVER, Carl, give it up. Even your gods can't help you now. Any last words as a free man?

Carl the villain: you were great on Cats

T'challa:

T'challa: on what-

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*later that day*

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T'challa: Shuri. I need your help.

Shuri: I'm busy go away

T'challa: no listen I told today's villain to speak his last words as a free man and he wasted it on "You were great on Cats" so is that some kind of new-age white people phrase or some-

T'challa:

T'challa: why are you laughing

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

My headcannon master list

Check out my Maribats Ideas story on Wattpad! It has all my headcannons in it! Also Maribats ideas is also on Ao3 here! Thanks everyone for the support! Like seriously I didn’t check tumblr for 3 days and I had over 100 notifications!

1 Damian’s Big Sister

2 My Big Brother Verse

3 Tim meets MDC

4 Diana in Paris

5 Audrey Bourgeois’s Intern

6  Pen Pals

7  Paris meet Selina Kyle

8 Hostage Situation

9 Catfamily (Part 2 of Paris meet Selina Kyle)

Also thanks @g-arya @novicevoice and @trashystar420 I promise to add you in Audrey Bourgeois Interns part 2!

Edit: Also feel free to use all ideas for stories fan art etc. Please do give me links because I want to see some of these things as stories! I take request too!

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Healing Gotham | Part 1

Prologue 

Tim was having an off day. At first he had thought it was due to him surviving off of weeks’ worth of caffeine, but that was not it—not it at all. When Tim had first arrived at Wayne Enterprise, all of its employees were having a rush. Paperwork was thrown around, gather, shredded within seconds of each other. The young co-CEO couldn’t find it in him to care enough until it was lunchtime. An older employee was going around collecting NDA’s from all the new employees—like that wasn’t an everyday experience. Tim had half the brain capacity to contact Bruce for information, and yet he doesn’t do it.

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Steve: how was the honeymoon?

Stephen: Tony got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Stephen: he said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

Women Self Defense in 1947

A little tribute :)

Daminette Soulmate AU

So I had this idea for a daminette soulmate au.

So the whole soulmate things is super rare it’s practically a legend. There has only been a few of them, but most were thought of as witches and killed. This soulmate connection allows the other person to absorb the skills that the other is learning. Baking, swordplay, sewing, language, it doesn’t matter. Whatever one person learns, the other is able to do. And occasionally they will get flashes of what the other person is experiencing. It always is some major part of their lives that they witness. A great tragedy, a great responsibility being give, really any life changing/altering event.

So, Marinette grew up being able to do everything a soldier/assassin could do and is fluent in multiple language she has never heard before, specifically Arabic. While Damian has an uncanny ability to draw and design, he is exceptional at solving puzzles, baking (though he never does it much), and later he finds out he’s a master at video games. (much to the surprize and annoyance of his brothers) Marinette is also able to give the famous ‘Damian’ scowl, and in turn, Damian can light up the room with a smile.

I’m not sure how they meet, but the entire Batfam is freaking out. Since when could anyone, let alone this tiny, sweet, French girl who loves to bake be able to give the famous Demon Spawn glare, take down the other three Robins in a match, and fight Damian to a standstill. Their conclusion: The universe was drunk 

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