Heartsasmagnets:

Sob I remember when I found out VPL was an actual thing that gets fetishized and whatnot.

every time i search VPL i get results about visible panty line

misanthrope23:

Reblog and Just click on the picture above, then click on play,  then leave the mouse alone, sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance.

ficlet: the attempted rescue of her royal highness, the princess brittany s. pierce (klaine au fridays, fairy tales)

(thanks to the fair lady jenny for the quick read-over and titling assistance!)

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a princess who was kidnapped; snatched right off her unicorn by an evil witch, who left her trapped in a tower out of spite. This tower — as towers often are — was guarded by a dragon, a cruel, yellow beast with snapping jaws, who the townsfolk called Murphy.

The King and the Queen were desperate to see the safe return of their daughter, and offered her hand in marriage to any knight who could slay the dragon and rescue the princess from her tower prison. Knights from all over the realm flocked to the base of the tower, in the hope that they would be the one to succeed. A line of knights stretched for half a mile, all along the bridge that led to the tower and beyond, into the edges of the haunted wood that surrounded it. (Because a tower must always be surrounded by a haunted wood, of course.)

Unfortunately for those brave knights, Murphy the dragon was a nasty creature, an enemy of joy and true love who rained fire and dragonpiss on those who sought to enter the tower. One by one, the knights fell or fled, and the princess could do no more than wave from her window, shouting encouragement or condolences as needed.

Close to the end of the line, still patiently awaiting his turn, was a curly-haired knight, small of stature with eyes of hazel, clad in golden armor bedecked with enameled songbirds perched upon his shoulders. Even late in the afternoon, the day was hot and sunny, and the knight turned to the knight behind him, wiping a drop of sweat from his brow. 

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What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way":

i-found-you-justine-time:

particularlygood-finder:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

This should not have made me laugh as hard as I did.

OMG the pansexual part made me crack up!

Apparently when I was younger I was pansexual. 

crissingthecolfer:

“That was pretty hot”

- Chris talking about BICO

“Just wait”

- Chris in response to the interviewer not imagining seeing something like that on TV five years ago

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againbyheart:

Late on Granville Street: I remember seeing these paintings in the window of an art gallery once and wishing I could buy it. I wish I could afford these paintings because I have never seen rainy Vancouver nights and iconic places captured so well. The city where I live, work, the neighbourhood where I went to high school, Late, drunken nights and early, early mornings on Granville St, theatres where I found the love of my life. And most of all, the rain. It’s hard to appreciate it sometimes when it is pouring rain like today, but how can you not when you look at these?

Of course, this one is my favourite. I always talk about leaving this city but I would miss it so much. I see this outside the skytrain multiple times a week on my way to work and always think: “I am so lucky that I live here.”

davidwilson.ca

homemadedarkmark:

karmindy:

bill watterson is my hero

love him

This... actually raises a point about Kurt's sense of fashion with regards to his gender expression that I think about a lot. Like, we've seen him wear women's sweaters and corsets before, but his presentation while wearing them has always been masculine. Even back when he participated in Gaga Week, he wore a costume that accentuated the broadness of his shoulders, and chose a tunic/tights combo rather than a straight-up dress. When Kurt says "fashion has no gender," I think it means he isn't going to stop himself from adding an article of clothing that catches his eye to his wardrobe just because the label says its for women, but he's going to re-purpose his clothes to suit a man's wardrobe. (Aaand this isn't me trying to excuse him from trying to dissuade someone else from their gender expression/presentation, I'm just sharing why it doesn't feel jarring or out of character to me that Kurt might not personally be into actually wearing a dress and presenting femininely himself)

um kurt wears women sweaters and corsets why was he against the idea of wade wearing a dress?? 

wishyouwould:

Here is why I ship Kurt/Blaine:

I like that Blaine is Kurt’s intellectual equal. Kurt needs someone who can not only keep up with him, but someone he can’t steamroll over, either. I like that Blaine had Kurt’s back, but Kurt intervened between him and Karofsky when necessary. He doesn’t need a White Knight to protect him from everything and to fight his battles for him. He needs a partner.

I don’t want to see Kurt as his love interest’s mentor guiding him through the coming out process. I don’t want him to deal with the burden of someone else’s sexual identity crisis, at least not as a springboard into a romantic relationship. Not at this point, after what he’s been through this season. I think there is more than enough conflict inherent in being one half of an out gay teenage couple without needing to add that to the mix.

I like that, assuming Blaine has feelings for Kurt, he is holding them back in order to be what Kurt needs most right now— a friend. That he understands how important that is for Kurt. I like that Kurt’s approach to Blaine is different than it was with either Finn or Sam; he isn’t pushing, he isn’t trying to force anything, even though this is the first time he knows things could actually work out in his favor. And maybe that’s what makes things different— for the first time he has something to lose.

I like the way their voices blend. I like how Kurt swats Blaine playfully on the shoulder over dinner like it’s nothing, when we all know what being able to touch a boy even in such a small way means to him, and what it means that Blaine doesn’t bat an eyelash. I like how Blaine is the only one to laugh at Kurt’s questionable dead bird joke. I like the way Blaine’s eyes fall to Kurt’s mouth when he sings to him. I like the way Kurt’s gaze follows Blaine as he walks out of the room and the way his lips press together.

I like that Blaine not only indulges but shares some of Kurt’s interests and passions— whether it’s performing or Vogue covers or Patti LuPone or gay rights. I like that Blaine is someone Kurt lets his guard down around in a way we haven’t seen him with anyone except for his father. I like that Blaine is honest about what he thinks, even when it hurts, and even when he’s wrong. I like that Kurt engages Blaine as an equal because he knows Blaine is not someone he can easily derail or manipulate, and because Blaine is someone he respects. I like that Blaine may have the best intentions in the world but he doesn’t have all the answers he thinks he does, and that Kurt has more strength than he knows, and eventually they will realize this about each other and themselves.

I like that whatever happens between them, these are two people who have something to learn from each other.

I love and agree with everything this post chooses to be.

Saw this on the Klaine tag and didn't want to just rattle off a few fanfics without actually describing them, so a rebloob it is:

Together, We are the Oceans: Soon after Kurt's transfer to Dalton, the Warblers land a gig singing on a cruise ship over Christmas break. This fic is very sweet, has some mild angst, and is definitely very well written. It was written before Kurt and Blaine actually got together on the show, so it's basically an alternative get-together fic.

Confidence: This fic is a must read! It was inspired by the knowledge that Chris Colfer originally tried out to play Artie, and that Darren Criss once tried out for the role of Finn. In this story, Blaine occupies Finn's role as the football captain dating the head cheerleader, Kurt occupies Artie's role as the kid in the wheel-chair, and the whole thing re-writes season 1. Kurt and Blaine and the development of their relationship in this is amazing, and it's interesting to see how differently things go for the entire Glee club under this premise. (Link is to the first chapter, but navigation is a little confusing, so here's the first page of her tag for this fic.)

Where There's Smoke: Kurt Hummel has successfully escaped Lima, Ohio, and is living in New York, working primarily as a costume designer while waiting for his big break. Blaine is a Fire-fighter who was born and raised in Brooklyn. When they meet by chance, sparks fly, and the fic follows the story of how they get to know each other and fall in love. It's such a sweet, fluffy comfort fic.

So, I hope those were what you were looking for and that you enjoy them. :)

Klaine fanfiction!!

Okay, so basically the only fic I read is Little Numbers.

I’ve read most of GYOW but it’s just not my cup of tea.

So I was wondering if any of my lovely followers (or anyone that sees the tags) could recommend some to me?

I want something sweet that is really well written. A little angst is ok too. I don’t mind if there is sex, but I don’t want that to just be the focus.

Thanks so much guys!!!