The Barriers Are Calling To The Merecedes'

Stop saying Lestappen is the new Brocedes!! Lestappen is reverse Brocedes?!

childhood rivals to friends vs. childhood friends to rivals

Even the way they speak/spoke about their respective partner/rival changed.

Max and Charles used to diss each other left, right and center and now they're singing each other's praises.

While Nico and Lewis went from being so happy that they both made it to F1, to "we're not friends, we're colleagues" etc.

If I have to defend Lewis Hamilton's move to Ferrari one more time, I'm gonna lose it. God forbid a man has a midlife crisis and instead of buying a Ferrari, he had Ferrari buy him.

Remember when there was this ongoing joke, that there's a demon possessing female pop stars that would cause them to act batshit. They'd like shave their heads or do some fucked up stuff. Like Miley and Katy, pretty sure Jojo Siwa had it most recently.

I think that F1 drivers have one too, but their demon just makes them a whiny little cunt. And norris is defs possessed at the moment, sometimes it jumps into sainz (but that's from all the french kissing he does with lando).

Used to be Max, thank god that's over, hamilton, alonso, vettel, definitely schumacher, they've all been to whiny-bitch hell.

And it doesn't move on (to the next person) untill the majority of the public hates you.

Slag george russell with his tits out again! Cradling that ice pack in his cleavage.

Aston Martin Vantage Safety Car & AMR23 done!

It was my birthday yesterday and like any other normal 23yo, I got lego. So here is my finished Mercedes-AMG F1 W14 Pull-back.

The tyres are dirty because I already drove it on the ground. I still have an aston marin set to build!

Gonna go write a fanfic where George turns into a bug à la metamorphosis, just so I can squash him.

Hamilton really has reached peak millenial by going online and telling people "Hey, wish my son a happy birthday! He's turning 12." And then it's a fucking dog that looks like a balding, middle aged, white man.

He probably has like a sign in his house that reads "live, laugh, love my dog" or some shit.

So you're telling me perez did all that with no penalty but max got 10 sec for turn 8.

I legit predicted this exact start, I'm not even fucking lying.

Fuck yeah Leclerc!!!!

Very george response to the penalty and darth toto coming in to assure george, daddy isn't mad.