Gonna Go Write A Fanfic Where George Turns Into A Bug à La Metamorphosis, Just So I Can Squash Him.

Max needs to pull a schumacher, lando can't make up the lead if max takes both of them out

Sky sports has the weirdest lando propaganda videos before the race. Something about WDC's being pirates, max being the biggest pirate of them all. And norris possibly joining the pirates? I'm so confused.

The rumour of Liberty media telling Redbull to keep Checo is kinda hilarious. Like I'm not buying into it but at the same time it sounds like something they would do.

I just know potentially losing the fanbase of the mexico and cota gps is making Stefano quake in his italian leather loafers. But what is Redbull getting put of this?

We were at a market and I saw this sign. It's giving new FIA rules...

Just saw a tiktok edit, set to mitski's 'I bet on losing dogs', about how Andrea Stella was in the crowd for today's podium celebration and norris pointing it out. Then the creator implies Andrea only showed up cause Osc won and that he doesn't show up when norris wins.

Like jfc, norris is not an infant or a victim. This is the type of stuff that makes me wanne give up on this sport/fandom circles. ⁴ fans in the comments just agreeing that zac always supports both drivers (WRONG) and Andrea favours oscar. Grow up!

Osc, you beautiful, beautiful bastard. Going from p1 in fp3 to falling out in q1. He really doesn't want to help norris win this wdc.

George doing absolutely nothing and still getting a podium... feels just like last year

I miss the old days when they kicked a driver out mid cool down room if a post race penalty was applied

The commentator (think it was Anthony Davis) saying, before the race started, that he hopes to see some real driving and battling from norris, since his win in Miami was gifted, had me gagged.

Not mad if norris wins, possible lestappen podium making me sweat already.

That was definitely a move