This Is What I’d Look Like If Minecraft Added Dog Breeds Btw

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

Sympathy for the devil

throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

what did they mean with this shot

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

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