He Lets Me Hit Bc I Say Shit Like ‘alas’

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

daniel howell gotta stop saying things

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water (the ocean)

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau