Pardon

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

ok work

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

mitski should make a nu metal album

The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

ヒトヤスミなのです

Let's take a little rest

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day