Genderisareligion666

not getting pregnant because why would i stop smoking weed for a dumbass baby

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

Okay but who the fuck is the cracker in this photo drop the @ and doxx

@foxgirlpirate leave it to a man to go out of his way and literally announce his intention to intrude on womens lives and brag about his porn addiction and turn around and tell women they’re obsessed with him. shameless DARVO shit, youre nothing but a coomer and you should straight up kill yourself.

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

street fighter/mortal kombat style fighting game but it's homestuck characters