This Is Why The Only Thing I Play Online Is GTA5 And I Never Speak To Them Mfs Out Loud Because It's

Free her she's a hero

literally this person is so powerful

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

... so she's single? 👀

as an american i must be honest i do be eating cheese burger

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

how they managed to create such a ms paint vibe in 1776 is beyond me

people: you just want everything to be gay

me: yes