People: You Just Want Everything To Be Gay

cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks

What is this phenomenon of watching someone's IG story every single time it updates while not responding to their direct questions in SMS lol I want off this ghetto ass internet (*wistfully thinks of starting a Xanga blog in like 2004 or w/e* *Adele voice* We could've had it alllllllllll)

my look ? going through a hard time

All spongebob charachters are poc except squidward he's white. Discuss?

no i feel like squidward is a poc. he is very critical of authority and doesnt get involved with spongebob’s antics, cause he knows he doesnt have white passing privilege like spongebob and will get in trouble

explain how else spongebob can fuck up bikini bottom for 15 years straight and only be jailed one time? white passing privilege

remember when squidward acted up a few times and he was quickly put in check by everybody? exactly.

squidward woke lowkey tho. thats why he dont fuck /w mr krabs like that. he knows that mr. krabs is a greedy capitalist who values money over anything else

So I’ve probably told this story before, but - my Gay and Lesbian Studies professor. He’s fairly elderly; he was young in the ‘60s. And he was called up for draft for the Vietnam War. And, like most everybody who was drafted for the Vietnam War, he didn’t want to be in the Vietnam War.

This is the story of how his draft went, as best as I can remember how he tells it.

“Well, son,” said the doctor assigned to do his physical. “You seem healthy from here. Is there any condition you have that would disqualify you from serving in the United States Army?”

“Yes, sir,” said my professor. “I’m gay.”

The doctor blinked at him.

Looked at the door.

Looked back.

“Do you understand what you’re telling me? Do you understand what this means?”

What this meant, in 1969, was that he would be sent home, with the information given to everyone in his hometown about exactly why he had been sent home. It meant he would be disowned by his family. It meant he could pretty much never get a job again. And this was decades before Lawrence v Texas, so it also meant he could very well get arrested.

But, you see, my professor had already been outed. And all these things had already happened.

So “yes, sir,” he said.

“Are you absolutely positive?”

“Yes, sir. My boyfriend is waiting for me outside. Would you like us to demonstrate?”

My professor did not go to Vietnam.

homura should have a gun

Buddy I've got some GREAT news for you

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?