Genderisareligion666

how they managed to create such a ms paint vibe in 1776 is beyond me

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

still being active on tumblr is camp

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013