here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)
Me when one of my posts breaks containment and the anti radfem roaches come out
as an american i must be honest i do be eating cheese burger
One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"
The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed
Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s
Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010
no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
The other day I saw a video attributing words like "Bet", "deadass", "low key", "cap".......to Gen Alpha. The fact that the SAME fucking words black people have been saying for at least 15-30 years is being attributed to Gen Z and now Gen Alpha is indicative of the fact that the youth really have no distinct culture these days. "Deadass" is something 50 year old uncles in New York have been saying since 2001. How the hell is a geriatic-ass word like "slay" being attributed to Gen Alpha. Like they were a fetus when Beyonce dropped a popular song saying "And I slay, we gon' slay". Youth are literally not creating new slang and everyone is just recycling the same words black people created and pretending young ppl did it? Like, what the fuck
Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.