This Is The Funniest Top Text Bottom Text Meme Of All Time

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

Discovered recently that I caused a girl to break up with her boyfriend because I said something akin to ‘if he wanted to he would’ like three months ago. Truly invigorating stuff. The next step is making every other woman do the same thing.

I wish the actual babies in the photos you traced for your CP would grow up strong enough to beat you to death in public to a cheering crowd, pedophile