I Wish The Actual Babies In The Photos You Traced For Your CP Would Grow Up Strong Enough To Beat You

WHICH WAY, WOMAN IN STEM?

Exhibit 3106

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

mitski was so real for this

i hate looking at straight couples get the fuck away from her you freak

oh my god

me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute 

me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with. 

me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy