IWTV Characters As The Onion Headlines (Part 3)

armand + name etymology

Just something the I was thinking about...

I know I could have loved you but you would not let me

they are so funny 😄

Aaliyah as Akasha in Queen of the Damned

he has chokerized the scar. he has the book in his hands. he is screaming, playing, cynical. he has a wedding ring in at least three frames. he is serving sooooo much.

Schumacher, pointing at Sebastian: Yes this is my child, yes he bites and that's alright

Sebastian, with a screwdriver in his hand: I'M GOING TO POKE HOLES ON WEBBER'S PORSCHE

Schumacher: Yeah you go do that son

Jacob Anderson in Inside Interview with the Vampire Season 2.