My ideal Tim and Jason dynamic is basically:
Tim: Kill yourself
Jason: Kill me yourself, bootlicker
Find yourself a bro who treats you like a bro and exchanges ideas for killer stories inspired by music. Also helps if you can debate intensely over taxonomy.
I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch
I cope using humor okay πππ
[a video starts, obviously filmed on a phone camera and Dick Grayson, son of Famous multi-millionaire comes into frame grinning. He seems to be sitting in his bedroom in The Wayne Manor]
Dick: Hi guys! Today Iβm going to be rating things my little baby brother Jason has done!
[a few pieces of card are sitting on his lap, and he holds up the first one]
Dick: number one! Stole the wheels off Bruce Wayneβs car- Iβll give it a 6/10, points for creativity and getting me a sibling
[he holds up the next card]
Dick, Grinning at the camera: number two! Dying. 0/10, what the fuck man?
[a bang can be heard in the background as Dick hurries to hold up the next card]
Dick, speaking quickly: Number three! My best friend Roy Harper. Maybe like a 2/10 because ew-
[the video abruptly cuts off to the sound of scratching laughter and yelling, the last frame frozen as a man with a white streak is shown mid-spear tackle, his and Dicks bodies in a blur]
sorry if you were born before 1960 but im only allowed 12 options. feel free to comment your birth year in the replies or notes.
what if what if: Jason breaks into Titans Tower (I think that where it happened?) to find Tim.
Tim sees that Jason is alive and immediately turns over the robin mantle
Au where Jack Drake found Tim was Robin and forced him to quit before Jason could attack him at Titans tower so Jason becomes Timβs nanny to torture him instead.
Because honestly what would be worst to Tim, almost getting beaten to Death or having 24hr responsible supervision and a Curfew.
I'm so sad that we haven't gotten a proper confrontation between Cassandra "no one dies tonight" Cain and Jason "sometimes bad people need to die" Todd.
I don't care how many dicks I have to suck or who they're attached to, I will get rid of the electoral college.