sorry if you were born before 1960 but im only allowed 12 options. feel free to comment your birth year in the replies or notes.
bruce: tim, i fear you might’ve been emotionally neglected by your parents
tim: it’s not neglect, i had a mansion and a black amex card - i was living the life
“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2
I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER
we as a society need more tim drake and damian wayne brotherly bonding
Addition: I need to get laid FASTER.
I need to get laid. That's all, goodnight.
"you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you" if you insist on treating me like a beast then you can't be shocked when i play the part
wanted to share my SallyFace bits here
they are oldie (but goldie for me), and i miss drawing him dearly
DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins
You know that feeling that you're living in a nightmare?
Reasons Why Bruce Wayne Refuses to Take a Break:
1. Why should he?
2. Because fuck you, that's why.
3. He's scared that if he ever actually stops to take a break, completely relax, and fully drop his guard, something horrible will happen to Gotham and/or the people he cares about and he won't be able to stop it because he wasn't prepared OR the years and years of burn out and physical/emotional pain will finally catch up to him (because he stopped running from it) and it'll hit him so hard that he'll finally have to face the trauma he endured as a child when he saw his parents die (which he is not physically capable of coping with, because the event fractured his identity into Batman, a man with childish morals and an inability to make exceptions [such as not killing a petty crook OR a mass murderer and thinking they should be dealt with the same way] and a childish sense of justice that cannot exist without him blocking out his trauma [so if he had to face that trauma his very identity would cease to exist]) therefore his mental health would be destroyed to such an extent that he'd be unable to even pretend he was alright, which in turn will make the people he cares about worry about him, and because he hates when people worry about him it'll cause him to lash out which will further isolate him from the world and from any form of human connection, leaving him sitting broken at an empty table in an empty mansion on an empty island just like he did when he was a mere, insignificant, hurt, orphaned eight year old who hadn't yet made his mark on the world-
4. He doesn't wanna >:[