rnm episode but its a parody of "the bachelor" and its curtis bp mr nimbus, etc goin after rick and in the end it turns into like a gladiator arena death match or some shit
simon post ice king <3
jerry is the ultimate malewife
FINN!!!! FIIIIIIINN!!!!! YOU ARE BEING EMOTIONALLY EVASIVE FINN!!!!! FIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT MARTIN USED TO DO!!!! FINN!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE LIKE HIM!!!!!! FIIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!
morty would most likely make roblox and minecraft videos.
i'm having dumb little thoughts about rick and morty rn, but i can literally post whatever i want- so, oh well:
i don't mean to throw shade or anything, but i would definitely subscribe to morty's youtube channel and ignore rick's.
you just know that morty's would be entertaining to watch. he'd be trying to do what other people on youtube do- vlogging, comedy skits, pranks (on rick ofc), gaming (i just know he would be the cutest lil let's player ever). he'd be awkward, the pacing would be weird, and the jokes wouldn't land- but that'd be why it worked. i like to think he'd be nervous that rick would get angry if he caught him filming him, but he's ALWAYS with rick, so he'd just be like... shakily sneaking a few frames of rick here and there. hiding the camera in his lap to get shots of them in the ship.
"h-hi and welcome back to my channel! this is my- my day on zorpatheon 9!" *loud ass royalty free music plays over his little intro* (he has 4 subscribers)
rick's would be one of those channels that's like "watch me build this robot on 3x with no music or voiceover" or "fine... i'm going to teach you how to recalibrate a lavatic reactor core, but i WILL be insulting your intelligence for even looking up a tutorial in the first place." he'd probably have morty off to the side holding all of his shit or showing each tool to the camera like a beauty guru, but when morty tries to quip a joke, he'd get so annoyed.
and while im on this train, how old is summer? what year is it? there were like 2 thanksgivings in a row with no christmas to signify anything. and summer is still somehow 17? how tf does time pass in this universe.
also more with rick's age, in the show they say that bp is 40. it would literlally not make sense for bp and rick to have met when they did cause bp wouldn't have been born yet?
ik this really doesn't matter but i cant get my mind off of it.
if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.
with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.
never thought I would see the day where han solo and fleabag were in the same movie together along with tom cruise
re-watching daredevil is not enough, i need Daredevil to fuck me
Why dont vampires just live in space? If they travel the infinite cosmos they won't have to worry about burning up and would technically be able to Carpe more diems.
if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.
with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.
ok so i just had a thought. im rewatching adventure time and got to the episode crossover. in the episode the litch's hand gets thrown into the multivers portal or whatever it is and there is now on in every universe.
now, there is going to be an at spin off about fionna and cake and simon traveling the multiverse. my thought is that the show is gonna follow the crew going around the multiverse destroying these things.
look at my letterbox ig , same name there | no one tell ryan about this | proshippers dni your not welcome here
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