My Favorite Character Of Adventure Time: Marceline The Vampire Queen

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED IF RICK DECIDED TO STARTS USING THE ROBOT IN THE LAST EPISODE, THEN THAT MEANS THAT HE STILL WILLINGLY WENT TO THERAPY IN ANALYSE PISS

hehehehehehehehhehehehehheh..... im a fucking looser

big shout out to all the girly girls with rick and morty hyper fixations. the pretty girls. the girls who giggle and sway their legs back and forth when rick makes a sailor moon reference and then go back to doing their makeup. you are constantly raising the bar for us all.

i can neither confirm or deny this

something i've been wondering about recently is if jake and jermane age differently? like if jermane is still alive cause he ages at a different rate than jake. It would make since if they did since they aren't the same species technically.

re-watching daredevil is not enough, i need Daredevil to fuck me

rnm episode but its a parody of "the bachelor" and its curtis bp mr nimbus, etc goin after rick and in the end it turns into like a gladiator arena death match or some shit

Why dont vampires just live in space? If they travel the infinite cosmos they won't have to worry about burning up and would technically be able to Carpe more diems.

time adventure is the reason i have depression

I find it so poetic that adventure time quite literally ended with a song saying "no matter when or where you are, we'll always be here forever." and it makes me cry EVERY TIME

and while im on this train, how old is summer? what year is it? there were like 2 thanksgivings in a row with no christmas to signify anything. and summer is still somehow 17? how tf does time pass in this universe.

also more with rick's age, in the show they say that bp is 40. it would literlally not make sense for bp and rick to have met when they did cause bp wouldn't have been born yet?

ik this really doesn't matter but i cant get my mind off of it.

if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.

with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.

For everyone’s record, Jane Doe has my unwavering support. Out of this entire debacle, what I want most of all is justice, in whatever form it comes in. I too am extremely hurt by all this shit and hope the show that I have poured my heart and soul into for 6 straight years can somehow still be salvaged after this fuckin nuke, but I will not stand idly by and pretend this just didn’t happen. I will stand with her.