He Has 2 Dogs, Puppysits For The Entire Neighborhood, Is The Guy To Go To If Your Pet Is Missing Bc He

You'll never guess which one

Is... is this about an actual person... Or the song church by hozier...?

10 year old me: haha he is going to church

current year old me: sex

I told this to my mom and she said "this is why no one likes you Emilia"

After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because…

…they dilate!

So I'm getting into Hades the game (finally) and when I met Achilles litteraly the first thing I thought was "PHILZA MINECRAFT???"

MINES FUCKING DONT CALL YOUR MOM

I forgot I saved this in my phone but my New Years resolution according 2 this meme is to become the narrator from fight club 😐

You ever realize how much faith we put in our families? Like sometimes when I'm just walking around and my sibling or someone will be eating something and just hand me a piece, that shit is gone before I even saw the color! Like they could just hand me a pill and I'd down it BEFORE I ASK what it is?? That could've been poison!! It could've been a tracking device!! A laxative!!

It's a type of fungi called a "mushroom"

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

This is just canonically what nightvale looks like

Tried out some nightvale quotes in Neuralblender and wow, that neural sure can blend