Me Within The Span Of One (1) Minute

This is just canonically what nightvale looks like

Tried out some nightvale quotes in Neuralblender and wow, that neural sure can blend

Just coughed like an iPad kid and I feel... relieved? Like I've been holding back actually giving a Good Strong Cough for a while? Is this normal?

Gonna start posting more

This is a call for help

Scar, his husband, and his husband's boyfriend

If God is "above all human feelings" then why does he want us to worship him huh? Seems pretty selfish and kinda greedy to me.

bro sometimes...??

honkers be HONKING

You ever realize how much faith we put in our families? Like sometimes when I'm just walking around and my sibling or someone will be eating something and just hand me a piece, that shit is gone before I even saw the color! Like they could just hand me a pill and I'd down it BEFORE I ASK what it is?? That could've been poison!! It could've been a tracking device!! A laxative!!

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL