Stop Calling Me Out

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

New Aesthetic: Cool rocks in empty pill bottles

You ever realize how much faith we put in our families? Like sometimes when I'm just walking around and my sibling or someone will be eating something and just hand me a piece, that shit is gone before I even saw the color! Like they could just hand me a pill and I'd down it BEFORE I ASK what it is?? That could've been poison!! It could've been a tracking device!! A laxative!!

11. they finally found me

1. snake magnet

My dad (who's in AA and has been for years) was telling me about a guy from AA who lived in Venice, not far from the beach, where tons of homeless people lived. And when he was having a bad day, he would go to the store, but a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly. He'd make the whole loaf into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, put them all back into the bread bag, and go down to the beach and pass the sandwiches out. The man said that it never failed to bring him anything but gratitude.

There was a similar story with some guys in LA (where he used to live). After 5 o'clock, everyone would leave work and go home, leaving downtown a sort-of ghost town, except for the homeless. A couple guys would go to a store that sells canned goods, get a couple cans of refried beans, cook up a bunch of rice and beans, and make a bunch of burritos. Then they would put them all in a bag, get on their bikes and ride around the city, handing them out.

I used to (and still sometimes do) this thing where if I realize I'm feeling down, or just having a crappy day, I set a goal or maybe 5 or 10 people, and I have to compliment that many people by the end of the day, and it can be strangers or someone I haven't talked to in a while, or someone I talk to everyday. By one or two people, im usually feeling a lot better, and it can actually help.

If you ever have a bad day, or just want to make someone else's day better, do it! Helping people (without overworking yourself) is a form of helping yourself!

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

He actually lives 2 blocks down, but whenever he sees you shoveling he offers to plow it for you. My back is in pain and he is an angel.

If the one guy on the block who snowplows the whole block doesn't get into heaven I will personally fight God for his ticket

As someone from the Midwest I can confirm we are just the shire

The Tolkien fandom tends to characterise the society of the Shire as super judgmental, but Bilbo mysteriously disappeared for over a year, then came back and lived to be 111 without ever looking a day over 50, and not once in that span was he openly accused of being a vampire – so if the Shire-folk are prone to judgment, they also know to mind their own business!

Is... is this about an actual person... Or the song church by hozier...?

10 year old me: haha he is going to church

current year old me: sex

The Tier list according to my mom

S - Superior

A - Awesome

B - Better

C - Crappy

D - Disgusting

E - Extra Disgusting

F - Fucking Disgusting