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Crowley does things wrong on purpose to see Aziraphale happy while explaining it to him

The day after THE INCIDENT Aziraphale woke up and thought it was all a nightmare, until he realised he was in heaven :(

Crowley has dreams about Aziraphale and cries when he wakes up

Crowley has a plant he pretends is Aziraphale

Aziraphale is autistic but thats barely a headcanon atp

Crowley keeps pouring drinks and making coffee for Aziraphale absentmindedly

Aziraphale doesn't like how bright heaven is

Every time there's a sudden bright light Crowley gets excited but MORTIFIED

Whenever Aziraphale hears a Queen song he SOBS

One of Crowley’s wings doesn’t work entirely right

Crowley tried and failed to hibernate (he was a bit delirious dont be mean to him)

Aziraphale was the person who got Latin to keep being taught in schools (felt bad for it)

WILL KEEP UPDATING I THINK THIS IS SUPER SILLY!!! a lot of these are written when im sleep deprived and delirious so if theyre stupid thats too bad

bursts into tears

ijust sat crying about ofmd for like 20 minutes to my mom

ive never been more unwell

FUCKKKK he wants to be with crowley so desperately but REALLY BELIEVES HE CAN CHANGE HEAVEN BURSTS INTO TEARS FALLS TO THE GROUND ROLLS AROUND

There's something about the way Aziraphale starts to wrap his arms around Crowley- how he touches his shoulders and back- about how he just so clearly didn't want to let Crowley go, but was too afraid to commit to the kiss fully because six thousand years of awkward pining and a romance literally forbidden by Heaven/Hell will do that to you. And then when the kiss ends Aziraphale can't help but sob a little because he knows what choice he made and is making and he knows he chose not to be with Crowley, not the other way around.

He knows that when the kiss ends and Crowley takes a step back that it's over- that they are over. He made a choice and I think he knows he made the wrong one, even if he can't admit it yet. The way he so clearly wanted to hold onto Crowley but didn't- the way he hesitated- says so much.

I am an empty husk of a man.

well...!

*sniffles* ...i cant believe i did it... im so proud... *tears up*

yes!!

listening to alex g for the first time ill keep u updated

GAL'Sの顔を作る「神」はコレ！  [Pt.½] FACE    egg’s Beauty 2011年 Spring

listening to alex g for the first time ill keep u updated

and how come miles’ world isnt falling apart? because he got bitten by world-42 spider and THATS AN ANOMALY so isnt that breaking the canon? plus, isnt peter like NOT IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE? and shouldnt gwen’s universe fall apart? he was meant to be captian

how come it was a canon event if it was caused by the spot????? it wasnt his universe, he wasnt meant to be there so it doesnt make sense

saw this site that sells jellycats on pinterest and had a HEART ATTACK when i read the name

this is what really happened theyre literally together and in love right now and theyre being insufferable and everything is ok and wonderful.

You realize when Aziraphale and Crowley do get together they’re going to be insufferable right?

Like there might be a short “adjustment” period where they realize they’re actually free to be whatever they want together where they’re a bit nervous about being in love openly but once that’s over? Insufferable

They are worse than newlyweds, they are worse than high school sweethearts. This is 6000 years worth of pent up love finally being able to run free. This is them making up for every word, every touch, every kiss they wanted but had to resist. And it is nauseating

They are their most nauseating in private but that does NOT make you safe in public. Aziraphale is a pretty big fan of PDA, but it’s very… Pride and Prejudice PDA. Linked arms. Hand kisses. Mild things, CROWLEY is the one with the vulgar PDA

Now, it’s not a COMMON thing, but Mr. Anthony “can sense when a man is within 10 feet of Aziraphale” J Crowley is NOT shy when it comes to making sure anyone with eyes near Aziraphale knows he is very, very, not available

So Y’know. Your heart may hurt but you at least have that inevitability to look forward to