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part 2

FUCKKKK he wants to be with crowley so desperately but REALLY BELIEVES HE CAN CHANGE HEAVEN BURSTS INTO TEARS FALLS TO THE GROUND ROLLS AROUND

There's something about the way Aziraphale starts to wrap his arms around Crowley- how he touches his shoulders and back- about how he just so clearly didn't want to let Crowley go, but was too afraid to commit to the kiss fully because six thousand years of awkward pining and a romance literally forbidden by Heaven/Hell will do that to you. And then when the kiss ends Aziraphale can't help but sob a little because he knows what choice he made and is making and he knows he chose not to be with Crowley, not the other way around.

He knows that when the kiss ends and Crowley takes a step back that it's over- that they are over. He made a choice and I think he knows he made the wrong one, even if he can't admit it yet. The way he so clearly wanted to hold onto Crowley but didn't- the way he hesitated- says so much.

I am an empty husk of a man.

YOOOO HALSIN WAS JUST FULLY FLIRTING WITH ME HELLOOOO????

i still havent found astarion. ill continue my search.

gale needs a magic item for his funky chronic illness and i dont have any 3:

OH MY GOD GALE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME TOO??? BRO

WHY IS LAE’ZELS BODY HERE. THE GAME IS REMINDING ME OF WHAT I DID

it was self defense 😕

hey google how do i get more magic relics for gale

⚜️ 小悪魔 Ageha August 2008

NO I SENT AN ASK TO SOMEONE WHEN THEIR ASKS WERE CLOSED NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN

just embarrassed myself so fucking bad.

this is so wrong. if you voted danny phantom dni.

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I FUCKING HATE THIS PERSON MORE THAN ANYTHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TOOK THE /OURGOODSHADOWS URL BUT THEN DONT WANT TO SEE OFMD? FAKE ASS FAN!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is what really happened theyre literally together and in love right now and theyre being insufferable and everything is ok and wonderful.

You realize when Aziraphale and Crowley do get together they’re going to be insufferable right?

Like there might be a short “adjustment” period where they realize they’re actually free to be whatever they want together where they’re a bit nervous about being in love openly but once that’s over? Insufferable

They are worse than newlyweds, they are worse than high school sweethearts. This is 6000 years worth of pent up love finally being able to run free. This is them making up for every word, every touch, every kiss they wanted but had to resist. And it is nauseating

They are their most nauseating in private but that does NOT make you safe in public. Aziraphale is a pretty big fan of PDA, but it’s very… Pride and Prejudice PDA. Linked arms. Hand kisses. Mild things, CROWLEY is the one with the vulgar PDA

Now, it’s not a COMMON thing, but Mr. Anthony “can sense when a man is within 10 feet of Aziraphale” J Crowley is NOT shy when it comes to making sure anyone with eyes near Aziraphale knows he is very, very, not available

So Y’know. Your heart may hurt but you at least have that inevitability to look forward to

guys you dont understand i need this phone to live cyon or lg I DONT CARE JSUT GIVE IT TO ME JGVIE TITTOEM JSUT GIVE IT /REF

im UPSET

IM TIRED OF NOT HAVING A FLIP PHONE. I WANT THE DOCOMO FUJITSU F-06D NOW.

LOOK AT IT!!!