Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
Hope everyone is well today !
Listening to the Ithaca Saga while heading to my ma's for Christmas and crying ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
Customer: Would you recommend the spicy nuggets?
Me: If you like spicy food you'll love the spicy nuggets :)
Customer: Ugh, I fucking hate spicy food :(
Me: ... Are... Are you being sarcastic?
Customer: No 😡
Me:
Customer:
Me:
Customer:
Me: ...Then I wouldn't recommend the spicy nuggets for you, Sir....
This is a real interaction I just had with a customer. Why are you wasting my time?? It's in the fucking name! SPICY nuggets!!
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
21, they/them. This will be month of nothing or spams of a special interest of mine
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