Is His Spine Ok….💔 He Snapped It 💔

funny little hc thing or something, I don't usually make comics of sonic stuff

Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

Reminder.

Markup, my beloved

"This only happens to Luigi" is the sentence to summarise the entire Mushroom Kingdom canon

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氷に閉じ込めて - Kori ni Tojikomete lyrics translation [ENG]

I had the hardest time finding a translation for the Promare credits track so I just decided to try one myself. Please let me know of any mistakes!

Edit: I was linked another translation which I encourage people to read too! There is some ambiguity in the meaning so I think it’s super helpful to see how different people interpret it.

君は氷のように　冷たいけど Even though you’re as cold as ice 炎のような愛じゃ　解けちゃうけど Even though a love like flames would melt you 魔法に掛かるから I’ll place a spell, so まだ　愛してもいいかな Is it alright to keep loving you?

見透かされてるようで　苦しいから It’s painful to be seen through, so いつも遠い場所に　逃げちゃうのね You always run far away

魔法に掛けられて Under a spell もっと　いい子にしてるから I’ll be good, so まだ　信じても良いかな Is it alright to keep believing you?

私を凍らせて　今すぐ Freeze me right now 嘘も本当も　抱き締めてあげるから I’ll embrace both the truth and the lies, so 行かないで　消えないで Don’t go, don’t vanish あの街の　雪の中に　光など見つけないでよ Don’t find any light in the snow in that town

君がいなくなると　灰になるの If you disappear, I’ll become ash 燃え上がる想いが　焼き尽くすの These blazing feelings will burn out もう一度　夢が叶うなら If I can make my dream come true once again 幸せに還りたい I want to return to happiness 待っててもいいかな Is it alright to wait for you? 愛は生き延びるはず Love will go on

氷に閉じ込めて Bind me in ice この手が 　頬に心に　触れられるその瞬間まで Until these hands can touch your cheek and your heart 解けないわ　泣かないわ I won’t melt, I won’t cry 美しき　氷の鎧 Beautiful armor of ice 最後まで君を待ってる I’ll wait for you until the very end (x2)

I headcanon that despite being a shy person in general, and a little anxious when talking to people he doesn't know, Luigi loves oral storytelling.

At the end of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Luigi is shown talking on the plane ride home, eliciting laughter from everyone around him.

In Super Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Luigi regales his brother with stories about his adventures whenever you talk to him at Rogueport. Even though Mario and his companion will fall asleep while the story is told, Luigi seems to pay no mind and continue unhindered, (and apparently it was interesting enough for a journalist to be drawn in and spin the story into a bestselling book, so there's that.)

On a quiz on the official Play Nintendo Website, Luigi is listed as a good candidate to speak at a graduation because "he'd probably tell great ghost stories."

And in Super Mario RPG, Luigi is the one who guides the player through the manual, and subsequently is the one who recounts the events of the first scene in story format.

I think if he's comfortable enough around you to talk freely, he'll immediately shift into audiobook mode upon request.

You underestimate me. You underestimate my power. I have been making self-inserts since I was at least 13. I’ll write myself into their world, need it be so.

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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