Telephone Sheep By Jean Luc Cornec

snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

Some of my favorite birds!

American Woodcock, Gambel's Quail, Nightjar (really any member of the Caprimulgidae family)

90s/y2k Klutz books (pt 2)

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

from GAY Magazine, May 24 1971

we're sitting

and watching popes explain baseball

we're watching popes explain baseball

watching italians

who do not know baseball

learn baseball