In Bangkok My Mom Met A Newlywed Couple Who Were On Their Honeymoon With A Third Person, Their Gay Best

Herdwick Sheep, Lake District, Cumbria, England

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

tulip table lamp, tiffany glass & decorating co. c. 1900-06.

Barn Owls (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Carrizo Plain National Monument, CA, USA

photograph by Mitch Waters

I keep drawing penis...

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

I SAID THIS TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR AND THEY STARTED TO MAKE SOCCER COMPETITIVE

twisting and bitturning