Garaks-sewing-gun - Lying Is A Skill Like Any Other

H-9 for Garak! Imagine it, see it in your mind's eye.

I really wanted to make him more lizard-y but I don't have the skills for it yet so I had to go with what I was able to draw ;_;

I do love me some Plain Simple Garak content~

drama on DS9 after Martok publicly slaps Bashir's ass and Worf gets mad about it bcuz he doesn't think the doctor deserves "such high an honor"

i joined the ds9/garashir fandom mainly because the show and the ship live up to the hype, but also because I knew a 30 year old fandom wasn't going to burn itself out any time soon. i knew i could trust a community this established to hold steady, to keep finding new results tumbling these guys around in our brains ad infinitum.

brother i did not come here expecting new content.

no part of me was prepared for today's events.

i am dizzy.

okay but what if the yamok sauce bottle is the cardassian equivalent of

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

they make me sick

total collapse of entire cardassian society -> collapse of strict social norms and regulations -> people no longer required to have That One Haircut -> post-canon garak should grow his hair out long and luscious. maybe put it in a nice braid. some white streaks in there catching the sunlight. are you picking up what i'm putting down

Carol Kane is a treasure.

I will be the first to say that Riker haters are so valid but when it comes to me. I LOVE the Troi-Riker relationship. Every moment between them is like, I love you more deeply and passionately than anyone I have ever known or loved before and I want you to leave me alone about it. I'm excited when you get laid. People ask me for permission to date you. Every day we sit on either side of the capital-C Captain and we pretend that we are complete, confident professionals, and have never had our faces in each other's genitals. My mom tried to marry you. I had to stand watch when you gave birth because I couldn't bear to lose you. You are the only person that I can cry in front of. You know my mind as well as you know your own. We will never talk about it and we will never know what we could be but I love you I love you I love you.

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.

mini julian that can infodump by overlaying him on my notes