Waking Up This Morning To Find Out The Thing I Saw At 3am Last Night Wasn't Dtiys Edit

> learn of the show “deep space nine”

> set aboard a stationary station that doesn’t move

> watch first episode

> it moves

where do the lies end

My favorite part of Deep Space Nine is Jake and Nog just chillin on the promenade.

so... i lied 🤫 i cheated 🫣 i bribed men 💵💵🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑 to cover 🛌 the crimes 🚔🔍🔗 of other men 👨🧔‍♂️🧔 i am an accessory 💍👑👛🪭 to murder 🗡🗡🗡 but 🍑 the most damning 👿💀👹👺 thing of all 🤷‍♂️ i think 🤔💭 i can 🥫 live with it 🥱💅 and if ❓️❔️ i had to do it all over again ⌛️⏳️⏱️ i would 😤 garak 🦎🧵🪡 was right 💯💯 about 1️⃣ thing 👏 a guilty 😰 conscience 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️ is a small 🔎🔬 price 💰 to pay 💸💸 for the safety 🏥🛟 of the alpha 🐺 quadrant 🌌 so 🤷 i will learn 📚✏️to live with it 😒 because I can 🥫 live with it 😣 i can 🥫 live with it 😔🥃 computer 💻 erase 🧼🧽🚮 that entire 🌎 personal log 📖❌️👋👋

just a plain simple tailor

People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

the first episode of star trek tng:

hi everyone! meet the crew! wow, this guy's got a temper. this one's an android! uh-oh, a spooky alien has appeared!

the first episode of star trek ds9:

post-traumatic stress disorder

it’s August the 30th, 2024

@ofhouseadama just dropped "garak is gonna get railed in a state-honoring way" in my replies and it absolutely does not deserve to be buried there so i made this monstrosity

What I love about this is that it confirms what we've always known : That if Garak and Bashir actually got together they'd be completely insufferable