As An Adult You Must Cultivate The Skill Of “Gross! Oh, Well. Not My Business.”

No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

(Source: me on twitter)

met a celebrity today

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

James Somerton Apology 2: Electric Boogaloo summed up.

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Autism Acceptance Month 2k20: Autistic Headcanons

↳ Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club)

“I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains.”

Wendy Carlos pictured with the Moog System 55 a staple in her solo projects and iconic film scores, including for Stanley Kubrick’s ‘A Clockwork Orange’ (1972)

One of electronic music’s most important figures, Wendy Carlos is a true pioneer of the craft with countless influential albums and scores. She provided technical advice and insights to Robert Moog during the development of the Moog Synthesizer, an instrument that would revolutionize the music landscape. ⁠⁠Her album ‘Sonic Seasonings’ (1972) is an early example of an ambient record, blending the then-new synth with field recordings to create an entirely new listening experience — years before the term “ambient” was even coined!⁠