Sad Because I'll Never Be Able To Pull Off Eastern European Pensioner Fashion 😢

bugs when you lift up their rock

"It never fills the void inside, but I know one thing, we're gonna eat well tonight."

Here's Eustace! He's a greedy little womanizer and a man who spends most of his time hunting with his party and avoiding his duties as a ruler, father and a husband.

He's totally going beast mode.

(I was planning to draw the next member of the group but I am not in the mood to render a full plate of late 15th century plate armour, colouring is my enemy)

Obviously I couldn’t fit all the lines in each poll, but if you’d like I’m curious to see which is your favorite! Also (of course) please reblog for a bigger sample size.

The worst vampire/werewolf duo in all of Armageddon.

Og meme

Me: Holy shit I'm so hungry better to go downstairs for a good meal

The meal in question:

i fucking hate romance i only care about intense fucked up codependent friendships and instead of sex there's mind games

Two moods

There wasn’t a single instance where I wrote a comedic part of a story and it didn’t include fucked up body horror and gore.