Furiousfootfungus - Justinianic Plague Survivor

this may be because i’m aroace but i get a bit bored by ships that have a stable, explicitly canon and romantic relationship that involves a stereotypical view of dating and love. i need them to be inextricably linked, metaphysically entangled, two sides of the same coin, foils who bring out the best and worst in each other, so deranged and obsessive that they actively harm others around them. equals with opposing goals that may or may not ever align and a connection that transcends physicality and simple definition. it’s especially fascinating when they blur the lines between devotion and resentment, or just flat out combine them. when they each define themselves by the other’s absence, when there’s some sort of unforgivable rift or a past betrayal or a conflict where they are both at fault, when they detest each other so much they can’t be content together and can’t be content apart, when they’re each the only ones that truly see and understand each other despite the animosity between them. when they both find an equal in each other but instead of joining each other and building a stable relationship or alliance they spiral into some sort of unsettlingly intimate mutually assured destruction. when a character who considers themselves monstrous grows obsessed with and devoted to the monstrosity they helped cultivate and bring out in or can see in another. when there’s religious devotion and imagery, or cannibalism and consumption of flesh, mind melding, body sharing, symbiosis, some sort of mental link, or an understanding of each other so great it honestly doesn’t make a lot of rational sense. when the lines between them blur. it’s also great when they are fundamentally compatible as people and could be together in a different setting but in this one they end up appallingly destructive and codependent and devoted in a way that could never be understood by others or function in any sort of typical real life situation.

almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening

John Doe and Arthur Lester.

Episode 43 manifested this John in my mind and I needed to draw him and Arthur Lester always gave me the "bus station homeless crackhead" vibe so I tried to emulate it.

Cesta vlakem bingo!

Výzva! Až příště pojedete vlakem, vyplňte si bingo klasických situací ČD!

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

Můj kamarád obrozenec není, ale povídám vám má na to hlavu

Zde jsou skvosty, které z něj vypadly:

FOFRSCHODY

- eskalátory

PRDELOPUS

- auto, jež se na vás lepí, i když jedete poměrně rychle

BABOOBSLUŽNÉ POKLADNY

- bohužel když nemají samoobslužné v supermarketu

KOLOTRH

- díra na silnici

alt. kolotržná díra

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

bugs when you lift up their rock

False King