I Was Always Attracted Not By Some Quantifiable, External Beauty, But By Something Deep Down, Something

what if we were sparring and your shirt was clinging to your body with sweat and your eyes were really intense and that got me distracted enough for you to pin me to the ground and sit on top of me? and maybe you were breathing all heavy and gave me a smug little smirk while saying “i win” and then i went “are you sure?” and grabbed you by the collar to pull you in for a kiss? and perhaps once we separated i said “because i think i’m the real winner here.” with our foreheads still pressed together? i think that’d be kinda cool idk!

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

My politcal position is let's murder Jeff Bozos

Challenge Me: Masterlist

College!Au, porn with plot(s), kinda crack?

Pairing: OT13 x afab!Reader

you have never been a person who turns down a challenge, but when your best friend challenges you to hook up with 13 boys in one semester you kind of wish you were.

Warnings: explicit smut

More warnings to be found in the chapter descriptions!

Prologue

Chapter 1

➥ Joshua x Afab!Fem!Reader

barista!au, softdom!Josh, dirty talk, slight degrading?, praising

Chapter 2

➥ Wonwoo x Afab!Fem!Reader

gamer!wonwoo, sub!wonwoo, sexting, facetime sexy time, semi-public sex, unprotected sex (pls use protection kids)

Chapter 3

➥ Jun x Afab!Fem!Reader x Minghao(The8)

sub!reader, dom!jun, begging, mouth fucking, threesome, nipple play, edging (kinda??)

Chapter 4

➥ Mingyu x Afab!Fem!Reader

semi-public sex, bigdick!Mingyu, dirty talk, fingering, blowjobs, kind of unprotected sex, the set up is super unrealistic but bare with me

Chapter 5

➥ Seungkwan x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Wonwoo x Afab!Fem!Reader)

public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk, sub!seungkwan, spitting, fingering, handjobs, unprotected sex (pls don’t be like y/n in this, be smart), noona use in a sexual way (help)

Chapter 6

➥ Jihoon(Woozi) x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Mingyu x Fem!Reader & Wonwoo x Fem!Reader)

blowjobs, dirty talk, usage of the word slut, kind of posessiveness??, cunnilingus, penetrative sex

Chapter 7

➥ Soonyoung x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat Mingyu x Fem!Reader)

oral (fem receiving), dirty talk, usage of the words “slut” and “whore”, degrading, praising, dom!mingyu, dom!soonyoung, unprotected sex (you know the drill, don’t be like her!!), handjobs in public, road head, more unprotected sex (smh)

Chapter 8

➥ Seungcheol(S.Coups) x Afab!Fem!Reader

Daddy Kink!!, Dom!Cheol, semi-public sex, blowjobs, fingering, unprotected sex (she just doesn’t know when to stop), usage of the word “princess” and “baby” during intercourse, dirty talk, loud moaner coups

Chapter 9

➥ Chan(Dino) x Afab!Fem!Reader

neighbor!dino, angry sex kinda??, teasing, fingering, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, squirting, bandage but not really?? yn‘s hands just get tied together, dino uses the words “sweetheart” and “darling” a lot, begging

Chapter 10

➥ Seokmin(DK) x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Mingyu x Afab!Fem!Reader & Seungcheo(S.Coups) x Afab!Fem!Reader)

oral (m & f receiving), unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it!), creampie, degradation (name calling: slut, whore), pet names (baby, princess, darling), loads of dirty talk, extremely toxic behaviour by certain members, posessiveness, Daddy!Cheol, voyeurism, masturbation (m & f), semi-public sex, did i mention dirty talk?

thanks sun

Me waiting for the super cut with all the deleted scenes:

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fic - least of all [aziraphale/crowley]

every so often, crowley talks to god.

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