Thanks Sun

MY MANS MICHAEL SHEEN WAS IN TWILUGHT WHAT THE FUCK

Aro close ups

the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.

danse macabre

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

Calming CAT!

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You’re out on a date at a bar when everyone - the bartender, the waitresses, the group at the booth next to you, the guys playing darts - say you should try the angel shot. But you’re pretty happy with beer and have no idea what they’re talking about.