Incorrect Quotes With Class 1A

Incorrect Quotes with Class 1A

Incorrect Quotes With Class 1A

Class 1A x reader

Authors Note: We're just going to ignore the way I used first and last names interchangeably and as always, not my gif

Aizawa, driving Izuku and Y/N: So how was your day?

Izuku: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Momo: What do you think Y/N and Izuku will do for a distraction?

Jiro: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Jiro: ... or they could do that.

Aizawa: Mic and I are having a baby.

Y/N: That's gre-

Aizawa, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Denki: I don’t know how to do that.

Ida: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Y/N: I don’t wear a watch.

Shinso: Time is a construct.

Denki: *Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*

Ojiro: Where did you get that?

Denki: My pocket.

Ojiro: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Denki: Skills.

Mina: Tell Todoroki about the birds and the bees.

Tokoyami: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Y/N: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Denki: The car takes a screenshot.

Bakugou: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Y/N: You have to apologize to Denki

Bakugo: Fine.

Bakugo: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hagakure: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Uraraka: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Y/N: Uraraka!

Hagakure: 63 cents.

Uraraka: I'll take the money.

Y/N: Uraraka!!!

Mic: What's up?

Aizawa, after another day of dealing with class 1-A: My blood pressure.

Mina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Denki: The cow???

Mina: What?

Y/N: Denki, W H Y?

Y/N: You know, Shinso, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Shinso: ...

Shinso: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Y/N: any news?

Recovery girl: I'm just waiting for your x-ray

Y/N: But I've never dated anyone named ray

Recovery girl: and we might do a brain scan too

Y/N:*Sleepily* Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Izuku: ...What???

Aoyama: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Y/N: Is that a picture of you?

Aoyama: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Bakugo: I failed my safety training course today.

Kirishima: Why, what happened?

Bakugo: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Kirishima: And?

Bakugo: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Y/N: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Bakugo: And you came to me?

Ida: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Todoroki: Apparently, we're not.

Y/N: Here comes the lightning!

Y/N, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Denki: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

Y/N: *raises eyebrows*

Ida: Put those back down!

Kirishima: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Y/N: Kirishima, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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4 years ago

could i get a domestic!non flag smasher!karli x fem reader fic?

just aaaalllllll the adorable fluff you could think of

like y’know, making/having breakfast together and cute shit like that

please and thank you!

Thank you so much for the request! I have a few ideas bouncing around so I would love to!💛

4 years ago

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Karli Morgenthau x reader

Authors Note: Okay so for this one the Anon didn't request a gender for the X reader so I tried to keep it as gender-neutral as possible! Also feedback? I’m not so confident I did her justice in this fic...

“We almost ready love?” Karli asked while you reread the cargo manifest for what must have been the third time. “Almost,” you said as you jumped down from the back of the transport truck “I just need you to load up the last couple boxes,” you said pointing to the last box of medical supplies that were a tad bit too heavy for you to lift seeing as you didn't have the serum. “Of course,” she said with a smile as she kissed your cheek while passing.

With a smile, you left her to lock up the back of the truck knowing it was Dovich’s turn to ride in the back. “Good to go?” Karli asked as she swung the passenger door shut “Yep, there's some water in the glove compartment if you need it” you said while she gave you a grateful smile as you started the truck. “What's this?” Karli said while holding up a strip of pictures. Glancing at her while driving you smiled. “Pictures from the mall, remember?” you said while a gentle smile settled over her face. “Our first date,” she said while moving to hold your hand over the console “What a wild day that was” you chuckled while she put her other hand over her heart offended. “I’ll have you know that the way that lady acted was entirely your fault” “Oh sure, just because I was sitting on the escalator- Which you were too!,” you said trying to be serious while she had already dissolved into a pile of giggles “I- was not the one holding a $25 bucket of chicken in calendar shop,” you said starting to laugh while Karli had only started to calm down. “We’ll have to find another one of those,” she said confusing you “A bucket of chicken?” “No! A photo booth” she laughed while you pulled into the highway. “We’ll find one,” you said confidently, wondering how you had gotten so lucky.


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4 years ago

Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...

Conversation's With John Bender While And Before Dating...

John Bender x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.

John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Y/N: Your John Bender right?

John: You a cop?

Y/N: No.

John: Then yes, I am.

Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

John: Can I have some?

Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

John: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good idea?

John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?

John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*

Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?

John: No.

John: And what do I get out of this?

Y/N: I will give you a dollar.

John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?

John: You got yourself a deal

John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.

John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Y/N: Well, not really.

John: You’re just a liar.

John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Y/N: Aww-

John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

John: Awww, thanks-

Y/N: That’s not a good thing.

John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

John: Mine just says "John no."

Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.


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3 years ago

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.


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3 years ago

hey babe! love ur karli fics💓 hope ur doing well:)

I'm super happy you liked the. enough to pop in! I'm doing pretty okay, I just finished school and just for you I'll try to write a bit today ;)


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3 years ago

~M a s t e r L I s t~

Marvel

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Karli Morgenthau~

My Girl

Not Mine, Ours

Birthday Celebrations

Breakfast Time

Knocking Me Out

Photobooth

Doing Karli's Hair

Peter Maximoff~

Conversations While/Before Dating Pt. 1 Pt.2

Arcane

Jinx~

Incorrect Quotes

Riverdale

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Betty Cooper

M orning Cuddles

Harry Potter & Co.

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

The Marauders~

Spending the summer with the boys

Sirius Black~

Godmother Pt. 1

Fred Weasley~

Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2

George Weasley~

Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2

Cedric Diggory~

Being Robert's makeup artist on the set of Goblet of Fire

Stranger Things

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Robin Buckley~

Date Night

Outerbanks

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

The Pogues~

Snap memories you would have if you hung out with the Pogues

Sarah Cameron~

Getting this Snap from your Girlfriend

John B~

The Crab Net

JJ Maybank~

Grabbing a drink at the Boneyard Party

Getting a snap from your friend Kieara about JJ

The Breakfast Club

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

John Bender ~

Conversations While/Before Dating John Bender

My Hero Academia

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Incorrect Quotes with 1A

Toshinori Yagi~

Platonic Songfic- Iris: the Goo Goo Dolls

Shota Aizawa

Being Mr. Aizawa's not so secret favourite student

The Mighty Ducks

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Dean Portman~

New Skates

Cobra Kai

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Cast~

Working on set with the boys (Xolo, Jacob) Pt.1 Pt. 2 (Tanner, Gianni)- (Pictures)

Eli/Hawk~

Being invited on set by Jacob Bertrand (Pictures)

Snap from Eli

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Rodrick Heffley~

Having dinner with Rodrick (Snap)

Celebrity's

Harry Styles~

Harry asking you to join him on tour (Pictures)

Harry making you dinner (Snap)

Tom Holland~

Tom on set (Gif)

Accidentally texting him while he's in an interview (Gif)

Morning Snaps


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3 years ago
Omg Thank You 😭

omg thank you 😭

2 years ago

Being Mr. Aizawa’s not-so-secret favourite student...

Being Mr. Aizawa’s Not-so-secret Favourite Student...

AN: This is in no way written in a romantic context but you can interpret it as you see fit

He was fully aware you were his favorite

There was absolutely no doubt in his mind that you are his favourite

You weren’t necessarily better in skill or power-

But out of the rambunctious group he taught, he secretly was rooting for you a little more then the others

At first he's pretty subtle about it, just being a helpful teacher

Giving your pointers on your quirk and explaining things for a second time when you don’t understand

But when he starts using you as an example for everything-

Even when you, yourself have nothing to do with the topic

The class quickly notices

The Bakusquad minus Bakugou himself have no qualms about using this to their advantage

Like when you say your unprepared for a test?

Denki is more likely to not feel bad about staying up playing playing video games with Sero instead of studying since if you flunk, there obviously will be a retest

The Dekusquad? Almost immediately catches on

Uraraka is a little disappointed in their teacher and Midoryia wonders if it’s something like him and All Might have?

Ida flat out calls Mr. Aizawa out in front of the class which is how most realized

“MR. AIZAWA! THIS BLATANT FAVOURITISM OF L/N IS NOT ONLY DAMAGING TO THE REST OF THE CLASS BUT ALSO TO THEM!! HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO MEET THE STANDARD OF A YOUNG HERO IN TRAINING IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY LOWING IT TO THEIR ABILITIES!!”

You were so incredibly embarrassed

The class was embarrassed for Ida not you

They love you

But Mr. Aizawa was horrified.

He told Ida to sit down and told him that he was being ridiculous

And made a mental note to try and be more discreet


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