Hi Honey! How’s Your Week Going So Far?

Ok ok, i really really love the godmother fanfic omg is so beauty and sad because reader is deceased, give us more

Omg thank you 😭💛 I started part 2 last night after I posted the first so HOPEFULLY I'll have it up buy Monday if not sooner :)

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

hey hunny, how are youu?? <3

Omg Hi!!! <3

I'm doing pretty well this afternoon, kinda bored but overall great!

How are you and everyone else doing this fine afternoon?

Omg yes.

Tagging: @sam-winchester-kinnie @melioramantis @procrastinatingsapphictrash

(I aciddenly deleted the previous ones and can't get them back 😅)

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Imagine being Roberts makeup artist...

Imagine doing Karli's hair...

DISCLAIMER: When I wrote this I had absolutely no idea how people with Karli's hair type took care of their hair so even though this is a short blurb, it only feels right to say this is not accurate.

“You have something in your hair... Um-do you want me to get it out you said pointing to the leaf Karli had stuck in her hair “Uh- Sure” she said with a small smile looking up from the sketchbook in her hands.

Reaching for the leaf only to find it heavily tangled in her curls you shifted closer to the point where your knees bumped, you carefully untangled the leaf realizing how tangled her hair had become since going on the run.

Looking back at her with a hesitant smile you asked “Would you like me to do your hair?” to earn a look of surprise and delight.

“Okay, but you have to do in sections like so-” she said standing up to grab a brush and spray bottle.

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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Trans LifeLine: 1-877-565-8860

Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888

Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233

BDSM Partner Abuse Hotline: 617-742-4911

Substance Abuse Helpline: (800) 784-6776

The Crab Net

John B Routledge x reader

Authors Note: I dont think I put any pronouns but make sure to let me know if I did!

“JB!” you yelled opening the screen door to the Chateau. “JB? JJ?” you asked while you could hear a faint “Hmn?” from JJ’s room. “Do you know where John B is?” you asked holding onto the door frame of JJ’s room only for him to groan and open one eye before slamming his head back into the pillow. “Well tell me if you see him cause we’re supposed to go fishing today,” you said while walking out of the room. Hearing a thump followed by a half-dressed JJ as he stumbled out of his room barely awake. “JJ what are you doing?” you asked while he started going through the hall closet. “Going fishing with you and John B,” he said while you walked over and shut the closet door. “JJ you are super hungover, you smell like ass and look like you haven’t slept in a week even though it’s- 11:45,” you said glancing at your phone while he slumped and plodded back to his room as the back door opened. “Hey! There you- are” John B said passing JJ with a confused look. “I was in the back getting the boat ready, I just gotta grab my bag them I’m ready to go” he said with a dorky smile while pulling you in for a quick hug. Grabbing your bag and one of John’s sun-faded hats off the coffee table for yourself, you started walking towards the boat.

While you stood shoulder to shoulder with him while you both stood patiently waiting for a bite, your line suddenly jerked forward almost pulling you off the boat. Hastily throwing his rod behind him while his line was still in the water, he grabbed your waist to steady you while you battled it out with your line. Finally reeling in your line, John B laughed at your catch while you went into shock. “A crab net,” you said in disbelief while John only smiled “Hey, at least it’ll be easier to catch ‘em now,” he said while wrapping an arm around you to slightly shake your shoulders “Like look at the size of that thing! He said in disbelief now that he was able to get a good look at it with you safely on board. “Should we keep fishing?” you asked while he now reeled in his rod that was left on the bow “Maybe” he said humming “Did you bring any food?” he asked admiring the view while you were bent over the cooler bag “No,” you sighed while straightening up “Should we just drop by the Wreck?” you asked while he smiled tossing you the keys “Your paying”.

Walking into the Wreck after leaving the boat at the docks, you both grabbed a table near the window while you waited for someone to come take your order. “Now what can I get you two lovebirds?” a girl a few years older asked while you and John looked at each other in surprise. “We’re-” “We’re not dating” you finished for John while the girl just laughed and took your order. “Well that was weird,” John said with an awkward chuckle while he scratched his neck “I guess,” you said with a laugh while John looked down at the table “Would it be weird though?” he asked while now looking you in the eyes. “Um… No?” you said hoping he wouldn’t yell April fool even though it was mid-August. “Okay then,” He said sending a grateful smile to the waitress who had dropped off your order. “This can be our first date,” he said stealing one of your fries while you stared in shock wonding how this had happened. (Not that you were complaining)

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THE FIC

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I'm so so glad you liked it :) it was long awaited but I'm hoping I can write more now that I dont have that holding me back <3

Conversations while dating/ before dating Peter Maximoff...

Peter Maximoff x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

Peter: I hope you know that I would die for you

Y/N: Yesterday you said you would die for a single potato chip, So... I don't feel that special

Peter: I'd... live for you?

Y/N: You are the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon

Peter: Is not!

Y/N: Shit! I cut my finger

Peter: *speeds into room* wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo

Y/N: Wha-

Peter: *Stops to put bandage on finger*

Peter: *runs out of room at normal speed* Wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo

Peter: Don't hug me so tight! Your crushing my spleen

Y/N: You dont even know where your spleen is

Peter: Neither do you!

Peter: Scott won't come out of his room, what do we do?

Y/N: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect

Peter: Gotcha

Scott: *Bursting through the door* Did you just say that the SUN is a fucking PLANET?!

Peter: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Peter, how did you do this to yourself?

Peter: *slightly baffled and still trying to get out* Well the thing is... Peter doesn't know either

Y/N: Something weird is happening

Peter: Isn't that our school motto?

Peter: *pulls shower curtain back* Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of twinkies?

Peter: *talking about Y/N to Scott* When they first came to Xavier's and I had a crush on them, I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a note anonymously that just said get out

Y/N: Is this seat taken?

Peter: That's my lap?

Y/N: I know what I said

Peter: *yawns*

Y/N: it must be tiring to be that pretty

Peter: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted

Y/N: *blushing furiously*

Peter: I really want to kiss you

Y/N: Hnm?

Peter: I said if you die I wouldn't miss you

Y/N: What?

Peter: Wait no-

Peter: *runs into the kitchen* Y/N I caught a bird!

Y/N:*While not paying attention and making lunch* That's nice...

Y/N: Wait what?! Put it back!

Y/N: *Getting hit on*

Peter: Hey that's my fiance/fiancee your hitting on!

Stranger: Really? I don't see a ring

Peter: Shit I knew I forgot something *gets down on one knee*

Part 2