Genuinely I like cis dudes and find them very attractive but the vast majority of them seem to be committed to making themselves as unappealing and unpalatable as possible. Like dude the bar is so low please stop tunneling under it
Me: 'okay I don't wanna get a fuckin call out post so I'll start slow and see how he feels: "hey there kiddo~"'
Tboy I met off the internet: 'can you pretend I'm 7 and also threaten to get me pregnant and also here's a childhood nickname only my dad called me btw do you wanna see how good I look in my high school gym clothes'
Me: 'Oh cool you're like Fucked Up fucked up i can work with this'
"don't worry, we'll make it fit" oh ok
I am normal and can be trusted around tits. I am normal and can be trusted around tits. I am normal and can be trusted around tits. I am normal and can be trusted arou
do u ever just feel ur libido rising from "turned on" to "about to make a bad decision"
Yeah she's doing real well actually
She thanks me when I hit her🌟
It won't let me talk to anyone because I haven't verified my email but when I click the link it won't let me
fucking carve your name into me. do it. i want you to.
Sorry, but i'm not humoring a girl that's literally gonna be pig slop in a few hours 🙄
I need you to “just the tip” your way into the middle of my stomach with the intention of breeding me.
It's so cute to me when tboys try to outmasc me. Sugar I was over being a man before you even knew you could be one. I've been the teenage boy skipping post gym showers, hormone addled with a six pack and a dick that just won't stop getting hard. I've been the college fuckboy chainsmoking in leather jackets and ripped jeans. I've been the pickup-driving warehouse worker having 2 AM drinking contests with his coworkers only to go home and wake her boyfriend up with 2 straight hours of pounding. Bend over kid, I'll show you how to be a fuckin man.