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just stumbled upon your account and i feel like i’ve fallen on my knees in front of god

luckily there’s a space for you all to worship right here

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

“I know baby I know” while I’m forcing you to take every inch

"Wah nobody wants to dom anymore" Have you tried treating doms like people who you respect instead of pleasure dispensers?

EARTH PATCH NOTES:

CHANGES:

renamed “trans women” to “women 2” to better reflect their stats, position in progression, and value.

BUG FIXES:

fixed a bug where “men” would be born without the “womb envy” attribute.

WILL NOT FIX:

the high correlation between the traits “autogynephilia” and “divine favor” is a feature, not a bug. will not fix.

What’s the value of your orgasms? No, seriously. How does your orgasm provide any sort of value to anyone around you?

They don’t. Your orgasms are purely selfish. I mean, we spend so much effort edging you, denying you, making sure that your brain focuses on me and only me. An orgasm ruins that hard work in a matter of minutes.

I don’t care how many reminders you need that you’re not a normal person. You don’t get to masturbate for fun, or have sex for pleasure. You’re meant to serve, please, and entertain. Your orgasms are an affront to that, they actively work against you fulfilling your only purpose.

Dumb, drippy things don’t deserve to cum. They deserve to edge, turn their brain off, and become a useful toy for people like me. Next time you beg to cum, remember that you’re being a selfish, greedy little whore who deserves denial and nothing more.

Me: 'okay I don't wanna get a fuckin call out post so I'll start slow and see how he feels: "hey there kiddo~"'

Tboy I met off the internet: 'can you pretend I'm 7 and also threaten to get me pregnant and also here's a childhood nickname only my dad called me btw do you wanna see how good I look in my high school gym clothes'

Me: 'Oh cool you're like Fucked Up fucked up i can work with this'

Hey, your arms are going to shake when you hold yourself above someone for a while during missionary. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your thighs and lower back are going to start aching eventually, and you'll need to change positions or slow down. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your tummy is going to make noises when you're anxious during your first few times with them. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to burst out giggling sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to dislike one, two, or a few things you thought you would've liked. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to struggle to finish sometimes. Or keep it in. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to stumble around sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to need to take a few deep breaths sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey. You won't ruin the moment.

And if they say that you have, they don't deserve a moment with you.

♡♡♡

rapist bf mocking you for continually letting him do this to you and not dumping him because your stupid mentally ill brain idolizes him too much >>>>

*lightheaded with lust* yeah he's like a father to me