What, The Forest-dwelling Entities With Imperfect Human Mimicry Who Insinuate Themselves Into Groups

1st year of traveling together:

Geralt and Jaskier wake up and realize they're cuddling. They move away from each other awkwardly. They don't speak about it.

2nd year:

They wake up cuddling each other and if it's too early, they go back to sleep in the same position. It's not awkward anymore. They still don't talk about it.

3rd year:

They stop getting rooms with two beds, in order to save coin.

4th year:

Jaskier: Do you want to be big spoon or little spoon?

Geralt: Hm. Can I be little spoon?

Jaskier: Yes ♡

morning fic concept........

Izzy finds a kitten that has snuck aboard the Revenge, during the Kraken era. Knowing Ed is in a Destory All Joy And Love state of mind, he keeps the kitty a secret and looks after it, with the intention of releasing it on shore when next they reach port (if they ever reach port again).

Of course, the rest of the Trauma Crew decide to get involved >:3c

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

okay but jaskier who just spreads WILDLY wrong rumors about witchers. cause few people are going to spread GOOD rumors, and he’s sick of hearing about the negative stuff. 

so fine. 

he’ll do the work himself AS EVER and just spread wildly left-field NEUTRAL rumors.

meanwhile there’s just a witcher somewhere DEEPLY FUCKING PUZZLED when a smiling innkeep plops down a plate full of walnuts in front of him with a knowing look and goes, “for your traditions” with a wink like he’s got special advanced knowledge and then saunters off anD HEY WHAT THE FUCK

This is exactly why I'm only using this hellsite

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Netflix Eskel has a very punchable face.

meow meow

I'm gay

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

Went for a walk in the sunny weather and other?people? Had the audacity to walk outside too? This is my walking spot, find somewhere else?! Even worse I could hear them:(

No gentle waves, birdsong and trees in the wind for me:( just noisy children screaming and scaring away the birds:(:(

I might see the sun today?!!

Like actual sunshine?!?!

Weather forecast you better not be lying