I'm Gay

granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

My universal answer is „Nothing you know. -then ingnore", what's yours?

Love how the four options after gay divorce are Jesus, dictator, emo, and existential horror

Wait, so this didn't happen?

chained dog

Can I just say that it makes me feel icky that the twn fandom portrays Geralt and the other witchers as uncultured, uneducated cavemen who never wash themselves. Himbo trope and memes aside, witchers are smart as hell, they are educated - they know alchemy, basic magic, human and monster biology, geography and much more. They need all that knowledge to survive, education is a huge part of their job. Just because they’re not familiar with every culture and customs in the world, (which is understandable, because they never stay in one place for too long)  doesn’t mean they’re stupid. From a young age, they’re taught to keep their emotions in check, go through very traumatic things as part of their training, so yeah, they’re a little awkward around people and they grew up isolated from the world, so their manners might be lacking a little. That still doesn’t mean they’re some kind of uncultured cavemen. They developed their own culture, but are generally open-minded, so they don’t mind learning about other cultures or religions. I’d say they’re more educated than some home-schooled posh bastard, because they’re well-travelled and keep learning new things on The Path. The twn fandom does witchers a huge disservice.

bonus under cut

stede won ;)