Must I Pursue A Career? Is It Not Enough To Be Obsessed With Classic Literature, Books Museums And Old

Are there any houses for sale here? Packing my bags as we speak

Cong, Ireland (by Kim Kelly)

I can confirm that this is how music is actually written

“S/partiti”

Riccardo Guasco 2021

Whoever did this stole my idea and I seek to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law

Slight problem

I have bed bugs and not the 4-wheeled kind

I'm about to die

Send help

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

If I’m not supposed to like villainous characters why are they always the best dressed 

My mother didn’t believe me when I said the reason her phone keeps displaying ads for dog car harnesses is because it eavesdrops on her spoken conversations.

“Watch this,” I said. “I want to buy a wetsuit. I need a wetsuit. Where can I get a wetsuit? Bring me a wetsuit. Wetsuit size small. Women’s wetsuits. Wetsuits for children. Wetsuits for dogs. Discount wetsuits. Hot single wetsuits in my area? Sexy wetsuits. Wetsuits for sale. Purchase me a wetsuit. We need to get a wetsuit. Spend money on a wetsuit! I want to get a wetsuit. Where did you get that wetsuit?”

Her phone is now advertising wetsuits.

Delete this

It's too real

fucks sake

Are we all collectively just going to ignore the term "shoot hole"

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them