You mean to tell me that not everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist?
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Honestly, people generally don't want much... They want to eat their favorite food. They want to go to the seaside and smell the fresh air. They want to nap on the grass and listen to music. They want to hold their loved ones in their arms, and be held in return. They want warm clothes, be occupied with a profession/a hobby that does not smother them. They want to feel safe and unafraid. Mostly, they want to live without being ridiculed, manipulated or being forced. And this is why capitalism/modern life overall is so upsetting, depressing and even destructive. Because thinking about how small and simple things you yearn for & how hard it is to even be able to have them really wears you off
To quote George Carlin... bullshit is truly the American soundtrack
Now we know why Phil doesn't need a jacket
i saw this image deep down online and i have absolutely no idea what it means, why it exists, or really where i found it
See, I thought they were satire
might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines
if you’ve never been to the united states i hope this helps you understand how absolutely fucking brainwashed the majority of this country is
Carl the Animator: “…how many more frames of this do we need to do?”
Ted the Animator: “Hey, when Hanna-Barbera wants padding, they’re not foolin’ around. Keep those background adjustments coming.”
What an unfortunate coincidence... or was it? The plan unfolds...
for literal decades, US schools have policed the clothing of young girls and the clothing and hair of black students so meticulously it’s straight up harassment, but now that they’re being asked to enforce a mask mandate in schools, which, btw, is a million times simpler and easier to enforce than these absurd dress codes, they “can’t control students in that way” because they “value student’s bodily autonomy” stfu and tell us with your whole chest that you’re scared of the rich white soccer mom PTA head cutting funding and you don’t think women & black students deserve bodily autonomy.