Yellowjackets Fandom Is So Funny. Half The Fandom Is Like "if Melissa Isn't The Eighth Survivor We Riot"

FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID I CAN SEE IT NOW I'M WATCHING IT

this is actual torture, THE EPISODE STILL ISN'T OUT FOR ME I AM ACTUALLY ABIUT TO CRY

Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die

Hey so actually I hope Gen is Pit Girl now idgaf

not being funny but if i gave birth without pain relief or a doctor after eating my best friend to stay alive and literally everyone in my life started praying to my dead baby and acting as if they have some ownership over and connection to him that i dont even get to feel because i had to hold his tiny dead body in my arms and accept i'd never get a chance to know him i would also probably become the villian

cant wait for melissa to be the 8th survivor, and shauna and her run away into the wilderness

next chapter of TSG is kicking my ASS spencer reid this is your fault🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

nvm the guest bedroom is at the back of the house 🚶‍♀️

isnt christmas fun? i've moved into the office room so they cant see me if i cry

I know the Star Wars extended universe treats “spice” like it’s this big scary drug, but I kind of like to imagine that it’s basically just space weed, and the only reason Han got in trouble with the Imperials over Jabba’s cargo is that he was evading import tariffs.