I know the Star Wars extended universe treats “spice” like it’s this big scary drug, but I kind of like to imagine that it’s basically just space weed, and the only reason Han got in trouble with the Imperials over Jabba’s cargo is that he was evading import tariffs.
As much as I don’t want adult Melissa, I do want a bingo so
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And they tried to convince us he isn't hot while he can't help but look like that
(Sorry if this isn't coherent, I started watching it like, the second it was released, went to bed around 1 in the morning and only just woke up now) (its 10 in the morning)
I WAS RIGHT. IT WAS BLOODY STUNNING.
The one bit that I was a bit upset with about it being different from the books is when Lucy has Skully look in the mirror, because the whole 'Oh no, something happened to him and now he won't talk' thing happens in the last book, so I'm just wondering how they're going to make that work in the next season or two.
I'm also really happy that Lockwood and Lucy didn't kiss, because they don't in the books, and it's a big part of their character development.
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SHOW AND I CAN'T WAIT TO REWATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
It’s just Akilah and the brain damage she is incurring from huffing gas in that cave against the world
the episode itself isn't showing up yet, but the title is, and i can confirm 'did tai do that?' is the funniest fucking thing i've seen all week
just rewatched shauna's lake hallucination and once again, babygirl can do and kill anything and anyone she wants, every single one of her actions is justified
HEY GUYS
i'm writing a book and i desperately need to show someone the last chapter before i continue writing the rest so here you go
smoke fills spencer's vision.
screams fill his ears.
they're not his, though.
not yet at least.
no, that comes later.
for now, he stands in shock, a single tear on his cheek.
vivienne did not make it out alive.
If I had a nickel for every time Shauna humiliated someone who she was supposed to love in front of the entire team and then it started snowing afterwards I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
anthony lockwood's defense attorney • victim to eldest daughter syndrome • *explosion sound effects* •
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